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where to find me

September 6, 2012

this thing has been dead and buried for a while now, but i figured i should leave up a proper find-me post.

i’m on twitter @pattheflip, i occasionally write for insert credit, and i edit Game Developer magazine. holla~

-pm

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HP Webcam Further Testing

December 22, 2009

We have the notorious “racist” HP webcam in the labs, so we’ve gotten a chance to play with it a little bit.
It’s worth noting that it recognizes the (only) black guy in the office, as well as grayscale printouts of Tiger Woods and Kimbo Slice.
The verdict: Tiger Woods really IS black. More importantly, why does the camera stare at the white women?

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The Hunt For People Of Color

October 7, 2009

Not white? Working in a games or tech-related business? Token Minorities wants to talk to you. Just post a comment with some contact info and background (or email it to pattheflip@gmail.com) and we’ll get in touch!
pat m.

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Scribblenauts Redux

October 5, 2009

I wanted to put a post together over the weekend but it ended up getting taken over by Scribblenauts.

“Balisong” and “Tuk-tuk” are both in there. Good on ya, devs.
pat m.

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(Non) Player Characters of Color: Donald (“Sigint”) Anderson

October 2, 2009

So you’re Snake, the world’s most awesome soldier, and you’re parachuting to the Russian jungle (yeah, don’t ask about that one). You’ve got all kinds of new moves and gear to play with. Guess who holds your hand while you figure it all out? None other than Donald “Sigint” Anderson, the guy who invented half your gear.


Of course, repping men of color as a weapons expert and engineer is impressive–especially considering MGS3 is set in the mid-1960s. But the reason why Donald Anderson gets the Token Minorities nod (and corresponding dap) is because he’s the only person on Snake’s team who thinks that Snake is up to some crazy ass White Boy Shit. While Major Zero has his head up his ass and Para-Medic keeps on blabbing about obscure sci-fi movies, Sigint has some choice words with Snake:

Sigint: Uh, Snake… What are you doing?

Snake: I’m in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you…?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge – more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Sigint: Destiny…?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can’t put it into words. I feel… safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I’d found the key to true happiness.

Sigint: …

Snake: Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake: You should come inside the box… Then you’ll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don’t wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?

Snake: …

Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumb-ass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

Or this:

Sigint: Snake, what’s up? Why are you naked? I know there’s a “NAKED” option under “UNIFORM” that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don’t get any advantages whatsoever.

Snake: Sure there are.

Sigint: Like what?

Snake: It feels good.

Sigint: …Man, you do whatever you want.

Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.

Sigint: What?

Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?

Sigint: Say WHAT!?

Snake: My pants, can I…

Sigint: Ah, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!

Sadly, he gets whacked before you even see him in Metal Gear Solid, so it doesn’t look like we’ll be seeing any more Sigint. Still, he gets this week’s Token Minorities (Non) Player Character of Color spotlight. Tune in next week for more, or check out last week’s piece on Talim from Soul Calibur.

pat m.

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Says It All, Really

September 30, 2009

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Zombie Cow Studios
pat m.

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Search Queries I Don’t Want To Think Too Hard About, Part II

September 25, 2009

Someone found me by Googling:

“a lady fuccin a garden.”

Happy Friday, everyone.

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